meaningful quotes

yeah. today knock off early at 530pm (originally was 6pm).
actually can go off ealier, but i spent 1hr plus in the office listening to mp3.
slacking around.
lol.

as i was looking through the magazines during work.
i came across these quotes.
quite funny and meaningful.
lol.

"They say money does not grow on trees. If this is so, then why do banks have so many branches?"

"The doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband."

"After God created earth, he relaxed. After God created Man, they relaxed. After God created Woman, no one has ever had a chance to relax."

haha.
all these are just quotes.
just for fun.

tomorrow might be my last day of work.
urm.
am i making the right choice??